TWITPAY has made teh abilities to send a monies over teh tweets a long time ago.  that news is liek 3 months old.  big yawn.  but now somethin all excitingz, you can send meh teh toonas with ther SUPAH high tech toona tracker!  they did it juss for meh!  OKay not juss me.  but for all the twittering kittehs.  we get teh toona, plus the HUMANE SOCIETY gets teh spoilz! heres how it workz:

you right me a tweet sez: “@samanthathecat twitpay 8 cans of tuna for the humane society”

or if ur a lolspeaker it can sez “@samanthathecat twitpay 3 canz of toona for the humane society”

so then i get 8 or 3 twitter canz of toona, and the HUMANE SOCIETY get $1.09 per can (the going rate for toona) to help kittehs in less fortoonate circonstanzas.  u don’t haff to sned 8 canz or 3 canz, you can send juss 1 or 1 gabillen.

any kittehs out there should get the peeples that follow them around all the places of twitters to send them cans of toona to help the HUMANE SOCIETY.

now I want to win all teh toonas, but you can give teh toonas to anybody .  I know therr are some kittehs *hork hork sockington* who is moar popular *hork hork penny* than meh, but I am not above riding otherz cat tails to FORTOON and FAME and TOONA.  I happen to be very good buddy buddies with teh BARON VON SHAKY MOUSE TRIO who recorded the sockington theme,  so if you give me toonas, i will provide you with the SPECIAL LITIMED EDISHUM of PRIZED mp3s of the sockington theme, the sockington theme (lounge version), the pennycat theme, and the pennycat love song all performed by the BARON VON SHAKYMOUSE TRIO.  that’s FOAR mpthrees (a re tail value of 3 point 96 sense) for the LOW LOW prize of a toonas.

but even if you don’t give ME teh toonas, give em to somebody be it hoooman or kitteh, be dem americanz or cananandianz, be dem LONG HAIRED or SHORT HAIRED ALL AROUND THIS GREAT WORLD USE TEH TWITTERLY TOONAZ TO HELP THE POORLY CIRCONSTANZAD KITTEHS (and puppehs to a lesser extenz) EVURYWHUR SO THEY CAN HAZ TOONAS TO!!!

MOAR info hur : www.twitpay.me/special/tuna_cans